American As Apple Pie - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL giving working families something to

giving working families something to rally around every summer evening

White seagull silhouettes flank the buoy on either side

and outstretched skeletal hands floats between the text lines

and pointed goatee

Golden-yellow script text reads "Whiskey Helps" in a brush-style cursive with sweeping tails and rounded strokes

American As Apple Pie - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL giving working families something toApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple